"Gas" on Mars

CNN is reporting "scientists" as saying that the gases currently escaping the surface of Mars are annual events of the Martian springtime, as homely in their Red way as leaves on our Earth trees coming into bud. And it's not the cruel and inhuman (human! ha! humanity! double ha!) miltary junta that has ruled Mars with a mailed fist for the past two hundred years launching their death-dealing missles against the Earth at all. Oh no, they wouldn't do such a thing, the little green bastards! Oh, the Earth is run by fools, such fools! Where's Dr Zarkhov when you need him?

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