Tuesday, June 26, 2012
The So-Called Weaker Counties
“It’s hard to know what either county got out of this,”
reflected Colm Parkinson on Newstalk after Mayo wiped out Leitrim in the
Connacht semi-final on Sunday. Parkinson went on to remark that the current
competitive structure is unfair, and that there ought to be a competition for
the so-called weaker counties to play in while the top brass went on to contest
the All-Ireland series.
There are odds of a gobstopper against a ticket to
Australia on Martin Breheny doing a why-oh-why on this very topic in
Wednesday’s Indo. After all, all he has to do is change the names and the
dates. It’s what you’d call your perennial.
There is once group of voices that are always silent in
this, and it is that of the so-called weaker counties themselves. Part of this
could be pride, of course; nobody wants to break ranks and say I’m hurting,
please give me the salve of an Intermediate Competition. A Baby Sam.
Then again, it’s reasonable to think that if the so-called
weaker wanted such a competition they would have organised one by now among
themselves. It’s not like you have to play in the All-Ireland football
Championship. Kilkenny don’t, and Clare withdrew from the Senior Football Championship
for a year or two after the infamous Milltown Massacre of 1979.
So maybe – and this is only a guess now – maybe the
so-called weaker counties are playing in the Senior Championship, even though
the prospect of a day like Sunday is very real at all times, because they want
to. Maybe they think pride in the jersey is bigger than winning or losing.
It’d certainly make for an interesting Connacht Final in a
few weeks’ time if Parkinson’s suggestions were implemented, and the so-called
weaker counties were saved from themselves. Sligo are currently in the Connacht
Final but they’ve only ever won three Nestor Cups in their history, just one
more than Leitrim. And Mayo is a hot four to one on to retain the Connacht
title.
Better to protect Sligo, and the delicate sensibilities of
the Commentariat, and have Sligo delicately shunted into some competition
played out of harm’s way in Carlingford or somewhere. The 2012 Connacht Final
could then simply be awarded to Mayo in a walkover, by right of noble birth, or
Mayo’s fellow super-power Galway could be plucked from the qualifiers to play
in the Connacht Final instead. That way, we could all pretend that Sligo didn’t
upset any apple carts at all by forgetting their station and sending the
aristocrats of Galway to the guillotine by the very own seaside on the 9th
of June.
Hard to see anyone from Sligo buying that two-bed apartment.
An assumption seems to have become widespread in recent
years – and the RTÉ pundits have played a big part in spreading it – that the
football Championship is falling to bits. Teams in Munster and Connacht don’t
get enough games. Teams in Ulster and Leinster get too many. Teams in the
qualifiers have an advantage over the provincial champions. The provincial
champions have an advantage over the teams in the qualifiers. I don’t like it
when it’s hot, I don’t like it when it’s not. Wah, wah, wah.
This childish level of analysis obscures the truth about the
Championship and the true nature of the thing. It is this. The Championship is
not a professional sports competition. If it were, there would be the Champions
League style format and relegation/promotion and a transfer market and games on
Sky and equality and maybe even cheerleaders and hot dogs.
The Championship is a cultural competition first and a
sporting competition second. Yes, there is a Champion every September and yes,
games are played but the true worth of the Championship is in its recognition
of place and that all counties are held in equal esteem.
Whether the land is arable, pasture or slathered in
concrete, whether they have hills or mountains or lakes, all counties have a
day when they send their best to represent the people of that county.
The teams march behind the bands to say we are from this
place; this place has helped to make us what we are, and we would not have it
any other way. What happens after the band disperses and the ball is thrown in
secondary to the expression pride of place, identity, history and culture that the Championship uniquely provides.
Declan Browne reflects the true heart of the GAA. Browne
realised that his Tipperary birth was worth more to him than a cupboard of
medals with somewhere that was not Tipp. For Browne, medals were temporary but
the Premier was forever.
Players come and go, games are forgotten and heroes grow
old but pride of place goes on and is passed on, through good times and bad,
highs and lows, boom and bust. The people who realise that are the true
All-Ireland Champions. Mo dhúchas, abú.
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Mayo Championship Preview 2012
Mayo have been to six quarter-finals in eleven years. They have won three of them, and then won two out of three resulting semi-finals.
That record puts Mayo in the elite of the country. Twenty counties that have appeared in the quarter-finals since the Qualifiers were introduced in 2001. Fourteen of those twenty have gone on to the semi-finals, nine have gone on to the All-Ireland Final and six have won it, with Meath, Mayo and Down the only counties to not close the deal having gone that far. Meath and Down both won in the ‘90s, and the lustre still lingers. Mayo are cut no such slack.
Those five finals lost over eleven years mean that for the Mayo public only Sam will do. This is the county’s most sustained spell of success since the 1950s, if not even the 1930s. But the teams of the 1930s and 1950s sealed the deal in September, and that makes a difference.
Which is bad news for James Horan. Getting to the semi-final last year and beating Cork was no mean achievement. If he wins the All-Ireland he’ll never buy his own porter again in the County Mayo, but if he just goes one better than last year, winning a semi but then losing the final, it’ll be seen as worse as not having got out of Connacht at all. It’s what they call a lose-lose situation.
It’s also Horan’s curse that both Galway and Roscommon have been knocked out of the Championship before Mayo kick a ball in anger. Mayo will be the very last team out of the traps when they face Leitrim in Castlebar this Sunday. The presence of either Galway, sprung from the long grass, or Roscommon, young Turks eager to restore their county’s fallen reputation, would help concentrate Mayo’s minds on business.
Instead, they face two counties that have five Connacht titles between them – two for Leitrim, three for Sligo. Mayo beat Cork because Cork were complacent last year and now stand in real danger of being beaten themselves by not taking the opposition seriously enough.
Leitrim were disappointing last year against Roscommon and, to the best of my knowledge, have yet to win a game in the Qualifiers (although they did scare Meath one year in Carrick). That said, they have a solid freetaker in Emyln Mulligan who can turn the screw on Mayo if they get sloppy at the back. Some people think that a good challenge is what Mayo need. Mayo actually need to destroy Leitrim, as quickly and as ruthlessly as possible, if they mean business for the year.
Sligo are a profound danger in the Connacht Final. These are golden years for Sligo football – a quarter-final place in 2002, where it took all the might of the eventual Champions to beat them, their third Connacht title on a wet day in 2007, and 2010, the one that got away and the one that, if it doesn’t haunt Sligo in every waking minute, it ought to.
Sligo’s goal for the year should be to win a quarter-final on the August Bank Holiday weekend. This Sligo generation deserves that. If that quarter-final place comes at Mayo’s expense in the Connacht Final, so much the sweeter. For Mayo, losing two Connacht Championship games in a row to Sligo is unthinkable – just as Sligo thought losing to Roscommon in 2010 was unthinkable. Bad things happen when you take your eye off the ball.
And all that being said, Mayo are still worthy favourites to win the Connacht title and do well in August – the form line is clearly there. Not only that, but it’s entirely possible that this could be The Year for Mayo.
The defence is as settled as it’s been since the 1990s, with not only quality in every position but choices should an accident occur. Aidan O’Shea has come into his kingdom as Mayo’s Football God, and the half-forward line has some of the best players on the team.
It’s the inside line that could break Horan’s heart. Last year, it failed to quite deliver on its promise and, in his efforts to rebuild it this year during the League, the full forwards seems to have slipped away. It’s still possible that it could gel as the Championship rolls out but Horan, and the county, would sleep better if the wearers of shirts 13, 14 and 15 were as obvious now as the single digits are.
What Horan and Mayo have to remember is they don’t have to be perfect. All-Irelands aren’t withheld in years where a certain standard isn’t reached – they’re handed out every year to the team that was just that bit ahead of the rest at five to five on the third September. The single best thing Mayo could do is to give themselves a break, believe in themselves and let their football do the talking.
That record puts Mayo in the elite of the country. Twenty counties that have appeared in the quarter-finals since the Qualifiers were introduced in 2001. Fourteen of those twenty have gone on to the semi-finals, nine have gone on to the All-Ireland Final and six have won it, with Meath, Mayo and Down the only counties to not close the deal having gone that far. Meath and Down both won in the ‘90s, and the lustre still lingers. Mayo are cut no such slack.
Those five finals lost over eleven years mean that for the Mayo public only Sam will do. This is the county’s most sustained spell of success since the 1950s, if not even the 1930s. But the teams of the 1930s and 1950s sealed the deal in September, and that makes a difference.
Which is bad news for James Horan. Getting to the semi-final last year and beating Cork was no mean achievement. If he wins the All-Ireland he’ll never buy his own porter again in the County Mayo, but if he just goes one better than last year, winning a semi but then losing the final, it’ll be seen as worse as not having got out of Connacht at all. It’s what they call a lose-lose situation.
It’s also Horan’s curse that both Galway and Roscommon have been knocked out of the Championship before Mayo kick a ball in anger. Mayo will be the very last team out of the traps when they face Leitrim in Castlebar this Sunday. The presence of either Galway, sprung from the long grass, or Roscommon, young Turks eager to restore their county’s fallen reputation, would help concentrate Mayo’s minds on business.
Instead, they face two counties that have five Connacht titles between them – two for Leitrim, three for Sligo. Mayo beat Cork because Cork were complacent last year and now stand in real danger of being beaten themselves by not taking the opposition seriously enough.
Leitrim were disappointing last year against Roscommon and, to the best of my knowledge, have yet to win a game in the Qualifiers (although they did scare Meath one year in Carrick). That said, they have a solid freetaker in Emyln Mulligan who can turn the screw on Mayo if they get sloppy at the back. Some people think that a good challenge is what Mayo need. Mayo actually need to destroy Leitrim, as quickly and as ruthlessly as possible, if they mean business for the year.
Sligo are a profound danger in the Connacht Final. These are golden years for Sligo football – a quarter-final place in 2002, where it took all the might of the eventual Champions to beat them, their third Connacht title on a wet day in 2007, and 2010, the one that got away and the one that, if it doesn’t haunt Sligo in every waking minute, it ought to.
Sligo’s goal for the year should be to win a quarter-final on the August Bank Holiday weekend. This Sligo generation deserves that. If that quarter-final place comes at Mayo’s expense in the Connacht Final, so much the sweeter. For Mayo, losing two Connacht Championship games in a row to Sligo is unthinkable – just as Sligo thought losing to Roscommon in 2010 was unthinkable. Bad things happen when you take your eye off the ball.
And all that being said, Mayo are still worthy favourites to win the Connacht title and do well in August – the form line is clearly there. Not only that, but it’s entirely possible that this could be The Year for Mayo.
The defence is as settled as it’s been since the 1990s, with not only quality in every position but choices should an accident occur. Aidan O’Shea has come into his kingdom as Mayo’s Football God, and the half-forward line has some of the best players on the team.
It’s the inside line that could break Horan’s heart. Last year, it failed to quite deliver on its promise and, in his efforts to rebuild it this year during the League, the full forwards seems to have slipped away. It’s still possible that it could gel as the Championship rolls out but Horan, and the county, would sleep better if the wearers of shirts 13, 14 and 15 were as obvious now as the single digits are.
What Horan and Mayo have to remember is they don’t have to be perfect. All-Irelands aren’t withheld in years where a certain standard isn’t reached – they’re handed out every year to the team that was just that bit ahead of the rest at five to five on the third September. The single best thing Mayo could do is to give themselves a break, believe in themselves and let their football do the talking.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Singing When You're Losing
What is the correct reaction to certain and inevitable destruction? The answer is at the heart of the current spat over Roy Keane’s sing-song comments after the Irish soccer team’s annihilation at Spanish hands on Thursday night.
It’s not clear that this question is fundamental, as there are certain bottles of smoke over the issue. The hurt felt at the humiliation of defeat. The persons who’ve waited in the long grass to soften Trapattoni’s cough for him.
And the ghosts of Saipan, who have never been put to rest. All the old wounds bled fresh, with the interesting twist of a certain wizened commentator who has, not for the first time, changed sides when it suits him in his never-ending climb to the top of the stairs – the imp of the banisters, if you like.
But these are all false gods. It wasn’t really humiliating. It only felt that way. The 75% of people who responded to an RTÉ poll predicting an Irish result were kidding themselves. The Irish were 14/1 to beat Spain, the highest odds of any team at the European Championships ever. Ireland’s odds on a result against Spain were the same as the odds of a piggy revolt at the Roscrea Bacon Factory. Very long indeed.
And that’s an important point. You can only be defeated if you have a chance to win in the first place. The Republic of Ireland soccer team had no chance in the world against Spain. There’s nowhere to hide in professional sport – the Irish team is drawn from West Bromich Albion, Stoke, Wolves and other dregs of the English Premier League. The Spanish team is the combined power of Barcelona and Real Madrid. Mr Nail, meet Mr Hammer.
A heartbroken Liam Brady, a patriot who wears his heart on his sleeve always, remarked after the game that most of the Irish team, because of the teams they play in, will never have encountered players so much better than them before. They don’t play in the Champions League, and Manchesters United and City can beat them with their second XIs. Asking Ireland to keep it kicked out to Spain was like running a Ford Cortina in the Monaco Grand Prix.
The Republic of Ireland’s game against Spain was an exercise in the Kobayashi Maru – a no-win scenario. Roy Keane was right to criticise the players – it’s been Ireland’s best players who have been at fault in Euro 2012, cruel irony – but he was wrong to criticise the supporters singing. The supporters knew that they were never going to win, but for some psychotic reason their nostrils flair and chests fill out at tricolours flying on an international stage, and Ireland having a place among the nations of the earth. Let the players worry about the game. The supporters’ role is different to that.
Take it closer to home. Kilkenny get a lot of criticism from hurling counties for the single-minded devotion to hurling, and some people wonder if Kilkenny’s hurling imperium exists at the cost of their county footballers. Kilkenny doesn’t field a team in the All-Ireland football Championship, and they are the only county not to do so.
But suppose they did. Suppose they said, ok, we’ll give it a shot. And suppose there was an open draw in Leinster and Kilkenny drew Dublin in Croke Park, in a double-header with Offaly and Wexford.
Butchery would be no name for it. It wouldn’t be so much Gaelic football as something out of Nero’s Coliseum. And suppose, as Dublin hammered the hapless cats into the Croke Park dirt, you heard, rising from the stands and the Canal End, the first strains of the Rose of Mooncoin? While the Brogans ran riot through the Kilkenny defense, all you could hear was Flow on, lovely river, flow gently along…
Would you think the Kilkenny fans losers cheering a team of losers, or would you think them patriots, for whom the black and amber is their eternal banner, through good times and bad?
It’s not clear that this question is fundamental, as there are certain bottles of smoke over the issue. The hurt felt at the humiliation of defeat. The persons who’ve waited in the long grass to soften Trapattoni’s cough for him.
And the ghosts of Saipan, who have never been put to rest. All the old wounds bled fresh, with the interesting twist of a certain wizened commentator who has, not for the first time, changed sides when it suits him in his never-ending climb to the top of the stairs – the imp of the banisters, if you like.
But these are all false gods. It wasn’t really humiliating. It only felt that way. The 75% of people who responded to an RTÉ poll predicting an Irish result were kidding themselves. The Irish were 14/1 to beat Spain, the highest odds of any team at the European Championships ever. Ireland’s odds on a result against Spain were the same as the odds of a piggy revolt at the Roscrea Bacon Factory. Very long indeed.
And that’s an important point. You can only be defeated if you have a chance to win in the first place. The Republic of Ireland soccer team had no chance in the world against Spain. There’s nowhere to hide in professional sport – the Irish team is drawn from West Bromich Albion, Stoke, Wolves and other dregs of the English Premier League. The Spanish team is the combined power of Barcelona and Real Madrid. Mr Nail, meet Mr Hammer.
A heartbroken Liam Brady, a patriot who wears his heart on his sleeve always, remarked after the game that most of the Irish team, because of the teams they play in, will never have encountered players so much better than them before. They don’t play in the Champions League, and Manchesters United and City can beat them with their second XIs. Asking Ireland to keep it kicked out to Spain was like running a Ford Cortina in the Monaco Grand Prix.
The Republic of Ireland’s game against Spain was an exercise in the Kobayashi Maru – a no-win scenario. Roy Keane was right to criticise the players – it’s been Ireland’s best players who have been at fault in Euro 2012, cruel irony – but he was wrong to criticise the supporters singing. The supporters knew that they were never going to win, but for some psychotic reason their nostrils flair and chests fill out at tricolours flying on an international stage, and Ireland having a place among the nations of the earth. Let the players worry about the game. The supporters’ role is different to that.
Take it closer to home. Kilkenny get a lot of criticism from hurling counties for the single-minded devotion to hurling, and some people wonder if Kilkenny’s hurling imperium exists at the cost of their county footballers. Kilkenny doesn’t field a team in the All-Ireland football Championship, and they are the only county not to do so.
But suppose they did. Suppose they said, ok, we’ll give it a shot. And suppose there was an open draw in Leinster and Kilkenny drew Dublin in Croke Park, in a double-header with Offaly and Wexford.
Butchery would be no name for it. It wouldn’t be so much Gaelic football as something out of Nero’s Coliseum. And suppose, as Dublin hammered the hapless cats into the Croke Park dirt, you heard, rising from the stands and the Canal End, the first strains of the Rose of Mooncoin? While the Brogans ran riot through the Kilkenny defense, all you could hear was Flow on, lovely river, flow gently along…
Would you think the Kilkenny fans losers cheering a team of losers, or would you think them patriots, for whom the black and amber is their eternal banner, through good times and bad?
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
We Must Teach Economics as a Core Subject in Schools
Every now and again someone in public life likes to pound
the table and declare that the absence of this subject or that subject is a blight
on the Irish education system. Some people think the children should be taught
how to play a musical instrument. Some think it would be something of a miracle
to get the little monsters to read and/or write, to say nothing of asking them
to bang out sonatas on the piano. And so the long day wears on.
The latest to enter the lists is Senator Professor John Crown, who got busy on the Twitter machine over the weekend. The Senator is
concerned about a certain level of scientific ignorance in the general
population, remarking that “high levels of scientific ignorance in a society
are very dangerous.” He went on say that “every person should do science in
school right up to school leaving age,” on the basis that precise analytical
skills will stand to students in their adult lives.
And that’s very laudable, of course. It would be lovely if
people were more scientifically minded. Unfortunately, right now the nation
cannot afford it. We cannot afford it in terms of money but more importantly,
we cannot afford it in terms of time.
If any mathematically based subject should be brought front
and centre in Irish education right now it isn’t science. It is economics.
Last week the sovereign Irish nation allowed the state to
ratify the Treaty on Stability, Coordination and Governance in the Economic and
Monetary Union done at Brussels on the 2nd day of March 2012. All the evidence
is that this was a blind vote on the nation’s behalf.
The nation voted on a Treaty that it didn’t understand, and
that couldn’t be explained to it in the time frame given. The level of economic
literacy needed to understand the arguments about the worth or otherwise of the
Treaty doesn’t exist in the general populace.
What’s going on currently in Europe is extremely complex.
Because of our history, we are brought up with the notion that states are
formed because of nationhood – that no-one can set a boundary on the march of a
nation, as Parnell put it.
But states can be formed for economic benefit too, and that
is what is currently happening in Europe. A common language and culture is fine
in a state, but what really butters the parsnips in a state is a common
currency.
One of the reasons that the Euro failed is because it was
created without the protections that exist for other, “proper” currencies – a
central government and a central bank that regulates the flow of currency. One
of the results of the referendum, of the establishment of the EU Stability
treaty and the Spanish banks sliding slowly and surely to their doom, is that
the European Central Bank is now being built, brick by brick, with the European
Government to follow.
What that means in Ireland is referenda a go-go. Matt Cooper
outlined this position in the Sunday Times and his article makes for
distressing reading. More and more referenda will come down the line and each
one will, by definition, trade sovereignty for economic benefit. And each
referendum will be more and more fraught, for two reasons. The first is because
sovereignty was so hard won in the first place and the second reason is because
people genuinely don’t understand the economics of what’s happening.
One of early reactions to the Treaty vote was to identify a
clear class division in Ireland, between a pro-austerity middle class and an
anti-austerity working class. But is that true? Does the electorate understand
how all this works? Are they sufficiently informed to make a judgment? Do the
people really understand the full implications of austerity, the alternatives
to austerity or the possibility of implementing one of the other?
Chances are they don’t. Economics isn’t taught as a core
subject in Irish schools and it really ought to be. Generations have grown up
and gone into the world without ever fully understanding just how money makes it
go round.
Why is the West richer than the East? The West is richer
than the East because the West is better able to generate money through
borrowing and lending with banks. The East has a religious object to usury –
there is no such problem in the West. Banks create wealth in a capitalist
economy.
Why did the British Empire triumph and the Spanish Empire
fall? The sinking of the Spanish Armada in 1588 certainly,
but also because the British were so much better at trading. All the gold the
Spanish looted from South America became worth less and less, because money is
a measure of worth, and not actual wealth in and of itself.
That’s how the modern world was created, but most people
don’t know it because it’s not taught in school.
It would be lovely if all subjects were taught in school. It
would be lovely if the state could produce a population that saw all forms of
knowledge as having their own particular merit. But in modern Ireland, the
nation is being lost through lack of economic understanding. If it must be a
choice between science and economics, the best bet is to follow the money.
Posted by An Spailpín at 9:30 AM
Labels: economics, Europe, Ireland, John Crown, politics, recession, referendum
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Missing the Point About Textbook Rental
Soundings was a sensation of Irish publishing two years ago.
The Leaving Cert poetry anthology, long gone the way of the dodo, was swept
from the shelves on its return to publication by people eager to reconnect. It
was never entirely clear what it was the wanted to reconnect with – the Great
Tradition, their lost youth, a Christmas present list run out of control – but
Soundings touched a chord deep in the Irish nation. It is a beautiful book, and
it really did make a magical present.
The publication last year of the Inter Cert short story
anthology, Exploring English 1, was a little too obviously a rip-off for people
to take. It was branded a little too much like the re-issued Soundings, with
the cod drawings on the front and all, for people not to get a strong smell
of old rope.
But then there was Deirdre Madden’s All About Home Economics. It had no connection for the Western Canon, and it didn’t have a
pithy introduction by Joe O’Connor. Yet still it stormed off the shelves. Yes,
there was charitable donation for the royalties, but that alone can’t explain
the book’s success.
Nor can it explain the success down the years of the
original Strunk and White or Waterhouse on Newspaper Style, when people bound
photocopies of the original lecture notes and passed them about like contraband
while the original texts were out of print.
The majority of textbooks are dull and workmanlike affairs.
Some are just plain bad. But there are those which are transcendent, that bring
the student to a world he or she could never have dreamed off. These are the
textbooks that are loved almost as if they were actual people, because these
are the books that have made people what they are.
One of the things about love is that you can never rent it.
It has been bought, down through the years, but it has never been rented. Which
sad truth makes the current small news story, lost in the empty bellowing of
the referendum campaigners, all the sadder.
The Department of Education released a report yesterday claiming
“Book rental schemes in schools could reduce family bills for school books by
as much as 80%.” The Department is missing the point.
If you’re a disadvantaged child, your only hope of escape is
through education. There is none other. If you’re going to be good as a student,
you have to love your books, and how can you love something that you have to
give back at the end of the year?
By imposing a book rental scheme the Department is subtly
hinting that all this is a bit of a cod, really. We’re going to go through the
motions for you Johnny, because we don’t want to be shamed on Prime Time, but
once the school year is over we’re taking back our books and throwing you back
to your damned flats.
Colm Toibín wrote a nonsensical piece in the Guardian
recently claiming that it is an insult in Ireland to say that someone’s house
had no books. That has never been an insult in Ireland, but Ireland would be
better if it were.
If the Department of Education wanted to do those kids a
favour they’d tell them to keep the books. They’d tell those kids that these
aren’t books – these are magic carpets that can fly you to another world, way
out of here, where you can make something of yourself and be all that you can
be.
Would it cost money? Of course it’d cost money. But there’s
always money. There are lots of subventions in education as it is. You can cut
one to give to another. There are always ways.
Those cocktail making courses that were part of the
Springboard initiative would be no great loss. Or how about the state
subvention to private schools? I’m sure a bit of belt-tightening would do no
harm there in these austere times. There are always ways to turn a shilling
when you need it.
And these disadvantaged kids need it, because education is
their only hope. Their only hope. What the Department has to realise at a very
fundamental level is that education is the only thing that can save kids on the
margins, and education can only come through school and schoolbooks.
If you want kids to love education, they have to love the
books. And if they love the books, they can’t give them up at the end of the
school year. They have to keep them and treasure them and know that they and
they alone are the key to escape.
All that forcing children to give up their schoolbooks does
is tell those children is that they’ve never been part of process, that this is
all for show. That the world of books is only for those who can afford them,
and not for those who just want to live a better world. And that’s a poor
policy for any country.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
The Championship - Magnificent, in Spite of its Flaws
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| Francie Grehan surrounded by Tommy Joyce, Padraic Joyce, Alan Kerins and Ja Fallon. St Jarlath's Park, Tuam, 2001. |
One of the quirks of the current football Championship
structure is that, even though it takes twenty weeks to run the thing off,
fully half the counties in Ireland are zapped over just two weekends.
Eight counties will rattle the dustbin on that weekend when
June melts into July, and eight more bid glory a sweet adieu for another year
fourteen days later. There are eleven games scheduled for that weekend of June
30th/July 1st – the eight Round 1 Qualifiers on Saturday,
and then the second Ulster semi-final and both Leinster semis on Sunday. The
Connacht Final is the grace note after the second Qualifier cull in the middle
of July.
Having to keep tabs on eleven games in one weekend and nine
in another is a Herculean ask of any football analyst. Thank goodness the RTÉ
ones generally couldn’t bother their bottoms analysing anything. They and will
merrily wing it, just like always. I believe Paddy McPlayer is playing very
well for his club – isn’t that right Joe?
Of course, in between those rolling rocks of qualifier
slaughter there is only one game. This year’s Munster Final sits in splendid
isolation on Sunday July 8th, even though Kerry and Cork are on the
one side of the draw this year. Can most ardent of Déise, Treaty or Banner
patriots, each more excellent than the last, expect anything other than one-way
traffic in that one?
Nobody on any of the provincial councils has a phone number
for anyone on any of the other councils, or for Croke Park. Every year they try
to get the schedule right, and every year they can’t quite seem to manage it.
It was ever thus. The qualifiers are a joke, the scheduling
is bockety, and the national broadcaster makes a very middling effort to give Gaelic
football the serious analysis it
deserves.
And despite all this, the glory of the Championship itself,
for all its flaws, still shines incandescent through the summer. It captivates,
infuriates enthralls and enraptures us, summer after summer, year after year.
This time last year the Championship looked like a two-horse
race between Cork and Kerry. But the rebels got cold-cocked in the
quarter-finals when Mayo forgot their place behind the door and Kevin McMenamon
did what so few have been able to do in over one hundred years of All-Ireland
finals – deliver Kerry a knock-out blow.
One year on, and Dublin have blazed a trail for the rest.
Cork and Kerry remain favourites of course, but where Dublin lead other can
follow. Dublin can even follow themselves – they enjoy home advantage all
through the Championship, and have the boost that winning the title brings.
Mickey Harte is trying to do what only Seán Boylan has done
before in the modern era, and build two different Championship winning teams.
Kildare’s knocking on the door is getting louder and louder. Derry remain a
mystery and Mayo – well, Mayo are a question for another day.
Sligo and New York fired the first shots of the Championship
the week before last, and there are five games this weekend to keep things
rolling. Of those five, Galway’s trip to Roscommon and Donegal’s trip to Cavan
are the most appealing to people outside the counties involved.
The RTÉ panelists will hold their noses after the games.
Somebody will dutifully patronise the players, while emphasising that none of
this matter a whizz outside of June 10th in Páirc Uí Chaoimh.
Which is exactly the attitude of people who can’t tell
Jedward from Beethoven. To see the Championship as only being about the
contenders is too see the great Pyramids at Giza and think they’re nice,
alright, but wouldn’t they be even nicer with a nice bit of decking out the
back?
The very existence of either the Championship or the Pyramids
is a miracle in the 21st Century, and something we should make the
most of while either or both are still here.
Somebody will win the Championship this year, but that’s not
the Championship is about. The Championship is about all these fantastic local
rivalries, the myriad border words that are its heart, its soul and its
splendor.
Besides, it’s a knockout Championship. Anyone can win the
thing if their sails catch the wind and the ball hops right. Reader, think on
the Hyde on Sunday and the great summers ahead, and drink deeply of the fine
and tawny wine of its glory.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Ní Scaipfear Sceimhle Saipan Go dTí Go bhFoghlaimeofar a Cheachtanna
Níl an cheart aige. Tá ceachtanna Saipan tábhachtach fós, ó thaobh bainisteoireachta, ó thaobh dualgais, ó thaobh meon na Gael - agus b'fhéidir ó thaobh pleidhcíochta an FAI freisin.
Ar an gcéad dul síos, ó thaobh más duine Mick nó duine Roy thú, is léir anois nach raibh an cheart ag ceachtar acu. Sin ceann de na fáthanna go bhfuil Saipan spéisiúil fós. Ba fíor-thragóid í - bhí toradh eachtraí Saipan i bhfad níos measa ná peacaí na bpríomh-aisteoirí.
Theip ar Mick McCarthy mar bhainisteoir i Saipan. Deirtear nach bhfuil ball foirne amháin níos tábhachtaí ná ball foirne eile, ach ní fíor é sin, agus níorbh fíor riamh é. Caithfear bainisteoir breitheamh a dhéanamh idir deacracht duine mar duine, agus bua imirithe an duine. Agus nuair atá an bua imirthe sách láidir, déantar eiseacht.
Smaoinigh ar Jack Charlton, agus an clú aige mar fear smachta. Chuir Jack David O'Leary ón bhfoireann ar dtús chun a cheannaireacht a dhéanamh soléir os comhair na foirne, ach nuair a bhí deacrachtaí óil ag Paul McGrath bhris Charlton gach riail chun McGrath a thógáil slán. Thuig Charlton tábhacht McGrath ina fhoireann, agus mar sin rinne Charlton gach iarracht ar son McGrath.
Ba é teipeadh McCarthy nár thuig sé tábhacht Keane ina fhoireann féin. Seachas Keane, beidh gach duine acu ag breathnú ar an gCorn Domhanda sa mbaile ar an teilifís. Bhuaigh Roy Keane cluichí ina aonar sa bhfeachtas chun an gCorn Domhanda 2002.
D'aimsigh Jason McAteer an cúl buaite in aghaidh na hÍsiltíre, ach ba é Keane a bhuaigh an cluiche nuair a rinne sé scrios ar Marc Overmars, scrios a thaispeán do na hÍsiltírigh nach mbuafaidís tada bog i mBleá Cliath. Nuair a d'aimsigh McAteer a chúl, cá ndéacaigh sé? Chun Roy Keane, croí agus anam na foirne.
Ba cheart do Mick McCarthy tuiscint gurbh é sásamh Roy Keane a chéad cloch ar a phaidrín. Ba chuma an costas, caithfear Roy a choimead sásta. Theip ar sin, agus bhris gach rud eile as sin amach.
Theip ar Keane freisin. Níor thuig Keane - nó níor bhac leis - go bhfuil dualgas ar bhall foirne glacadh le cad atá ar súil leis an bhfoireann go léir. Níl air aonú leis, agus tá go deimhin air glacadh leis. Tá an duallgas sin níos láidre arís nuair atá an ball foirne ina chaptaen. Níor thuig - nó arís, níor bhac - Roy Keane go raibh an fhoireann níos tábhachtaí ná a shásamh féin, agus is smál go deo ar a shaothar peile é.
Tá eachtraí Saipan spéisiúil ó thaobh meoin na nGael mar ba é Roy Keane ar duine de na gcéad laochra Gael nár shíl go raibh an dara áit ceart go leor, go raibh an craic níos tábhachtaí ná an bua, gurbh chóir bheith i gcónaí ag gabháil leithscéal go bhfuil bacach Gaelach anseo leis na h-uaisle.
Bhí an Tíogar Ceilteach faoi lánsheol nuair a tharla Saipan, agus thug Roy Keane ceannaireacht duinn ins na blianta roimh Saipan conas a dul fúinn i measc na h-uaisle. Thaispeán Roy Keane go raibh Gael gach cuid chomh maith le aon duine eile, agus ní chóir do Ghael fanacht taobh thiar an dorais as seo amach.
Feictear oidhreacht Keane i bhfoirne rugbaí na hÉireann anois, idir na cúigí agus an fhoireann náisiúnta féin. Dúirt Ronan O'Gara agus Brian O'Driscoll beirt go minic ar an meas atá acu ar Roy Keane. Bhuail Roy Keane slí cróga nua amach agus lean na sluaite ina dhiaidh.
Scríobh Malachy Clerkin "if there’s a lasting legacy from Saipan that exists away from the barstool and the broken dreams, it’s that the FAI is inarguably a more serious outfit now than it was then" - má tá oidhreacht mharthanach ó Shaipan, amach ó thithe tábhairne agus brionglóidí briste, is ea go bhfuil an FAI gan amhras níos dáiríre ná mar a bhíodar ansin. Gan amhras? Tógfaidh an Spailpín an ceann sin le gráinnín salainn.
Seacht mbliana tar éis Saipan, bhí seans ag an FAI bualadh marfach a bhuail ar an ndallamullóg, nuair a chuir Thierry Henry a lámh ar an liathróid. Cad a rinne siad? Ar chuir siad dlí nua os comhair FIFA a chuirfeadh stop ar an ndallamullóg, a chuireadh éiric nua ina aghaidh, a thógadh gaiscíocht ar ais sa sacar?
Níor chuir. D'iarradar ar Sepp Blatter Poblacht na hÉireann a dhéanamh mar an 33ú fhoireann ag an gCorn Domhanda, agus chuireadh náire ar an náisiúin nuair a bhris Blatter ag gáire ag caint faoi. 33ú fhoireann. Ní dhéanfadh Blatter gáire in aghaidh Roy Keane - sin í an dífríocht.
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